I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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