Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Couch. On fire.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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