i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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