watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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