why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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