3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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