If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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