There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I FOUND THE LEGS
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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