god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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