If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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