I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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