She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Porn is love you can see.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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