Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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