Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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