Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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