Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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