Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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