this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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