My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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