You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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