i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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