I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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