Don't you send me to vm
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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