Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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