school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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