ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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