I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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