Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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