My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
