he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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