that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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