i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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