im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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