Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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