It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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