i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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