my sisters under your porch take her home
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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