these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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