I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
