i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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