have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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