Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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