How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I need water and some morals
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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