break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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