I just saw a hot homeless man
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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