i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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