went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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