Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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