Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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