I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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