she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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