'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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