So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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