The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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