I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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