he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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